The New Club

Lizzie Bennet procrastinates while tweeting with some of her followers.


The New Club

Lizzie Bennet procrastinates while tweeting with several of her followers

Storified by Lizzie Bennet Diaries · Mon, Jun 11 2012 10:18:38

@TheLizzieBennet my mom started pitching guys for me to marry this morning. starting to empathize with you!Christina Dirkes
We should start a club ;) “@Onceuponalyric: my mom started pitching guys for me to marry this morning. starting to empathize with you!”Lizzie Bennet
@TheLizzieBennet The antithesis of the 2.5 WPF club! Yes!Christina Dirkes
The single women that mother’s target with marriage club? #StillWorkingOnIt “@Onceuponalyric: The antithesis of the 2.5 WPF club! Yes!”Lizzie Bennet
Women told that it’s not okay to be single, even though it is … Club. #WayTooLong @Onceuponalyric @asolitaryramble @DangerShoes @MTVkasiaLizzie Bennet
@TheLizzieBennet @Onceuponalyric How about #OccupySingleWomen… Wait! No!!! Sorry. That is sooo wrong. I’ll go back to thinking.Jeff Elwell
@TheLizzieBennet @Onceuponalyric 2.5 WPF victim’s groupkasia
I do like this one a lot, to the point. “@MTVkasia: @TheLizzieBennet @Onceuponalyric 2.5 WPF victim’s group”Lizzie Bennet
@TheLizzieBennet Children of the busybodies? Unarranged marriage incorporated? #wittinesslackingChristina Dirkes
@TheLizzieBennet have you heard from this cutie George? I would go for it girl! Such a gent!Soph Roofay
He left with his team, but he said he’ll be back! ;) “@Roofay: have you heard from this cutie George? I would go for it girl! Such a gent!”Lizzie Bennet
@TheLizzieBennet @onceuponalyric Can I join ur club? My mom wants me 2 go 2 a university b/c of the quantity/quality of eligible guys thereElizabeth Anne
@TheLizzieBennet @Onceuponalyric My Mom has been trying to set me up with guys since I was like eight. Pretty sure she thinks I’m hopeless.Molly Clune
#WeAreNotAlone! “@ollygollymolly: My Mom has been trying to set me up with guys since I was like 8. Pretty sure she thinks I’m hopeless.”Lizzie Bennet
@TheLizzieBennet @Onceuponalyric @asolitaryramble @DangerShoes @MTVkasia Women are told that every day, thanks to society. Sign me up, too!Jamie Sung
@_Jamster @onceuponalyric @asolitaryramble @dangershoes @mtvkasia You’re in!Lizzie Bennet
@TheLizzieBennet as I have gotten older, I have found that more people give those who are single a harder time. I am experiencing that.Kara Chatham
.@imaginationnerd when you live with your mother, it’s like every single day!Lizzie Bennet
@TheLizzieBennet don’t I know itKara Chatham
@TheLizzieBennet @MTVkasia We can make up a cool acronym for VICTIMS. #nowtothinkofthatChristina Dirkes
Could change Victims 2 Zombies. People keep saying that those r in. “@Onceuponalyric: @MTVkasia We can make up a cool acronym for VICTIMS.Lizzie Bennet
@TheLizzieBennet @MTVkasia So we eat our moms’ brains now? #coolclub #singleandhappy #andazombieChristina Dirkes
Maybe no so zombieish, though it feels that’s what they want from us. #marriageZombies Stumble down the aisle! "riiinnggs" @OnceuponalyricLizzie Bennet
@TheLizzieBennet Maybe we’re zombie victims because they… er… want to eat our brains. Metaphorically. And then we become zombies. #legitChristina Dirkes
@Flameysaur Grass is always greener? #sortaLizzie Bennet
@TheLizzieBennet yay! When’s our first meeting? (Can’t believe I’m in a club w/ Lizzie Bennet!! Okay, play it cool, just play it cool…)Elizabeth Anne
@asolitaryramble first rule of this club, be cool – especially against crazy mothers. ;) Lizzie Bennet
@TheLizzieBennet What’s with the surprise jolt in twitter activity lizzy?Abdulla Fadhel
Procrastinating – #finals – “@abdullafadhel: @TheLizzieBennet What’s with the surprise jolt in twitter activity lizzy?”Lizzie Bennet
@TheLizzieBennet Single-and-it’s-cool club? PS, count me in, everyone is hounding me to find a boyfriend. Super annoying!Brianna
@TheLizzieBennet My nan does it to me all the time. It started when I was in year 11 and she thought the HS vice captain was perfect for me.Samantha Rea
@asolitaryramble lets make that the 2nd rule. #stillFightClubLizzie Bennet
Deal! “@TheLizzieBennet: @asolitaryramble lets make that the 2nd rule. #stillFightClub”Elizabeth Anne
@TheLizzieBennet My mom’s kinda the opposite. She wants me to stay at home with her forever. Getting married means moving out. XDNica Borders
@TheLizzieBennet Oh no, not complaining, just amuses me the contrasts. XDNica Borders
@TheLizzieBennet @_Jamster @onceuponalyric @asolitaryramble @mtvkasia How about Single Women United Against Mothers For Marriage?Jeff Elwell
@TheLizzieBennet @Onceuponalyric @MTVkasia FTW? Forget Trophy Wives?Jamie Sung
HA! “@_Jamster: @TheLizzieBennet @Onceuponalyric @MTVkasia FTW? Forget Trophy Wives?”Lizzie Bennet
@TheLizzieBennet Currently it’s my grandma trying to set me up. She’s jonesing for great-grandbabies before she dies.Kirsten
@TheLizzieBennet haha! Yes…amazing what gets accomplished when there’s studying to do. My house is always the cleanest at exam time :) Jane van den Dries
@TheLizzieBennet Ew I have finals this week too!Madeline Jenkins
Ugh. Yeah, anyway back to work. Thanks for tweeting. New Video tomorrow! – “@MadelineHJ: @TheLizzieBennet Ew I have finals this week too!”Lizzie Bennet