The New Club Jun10 Lizzie Bennet procrastinates while tweeting with some of her followers. [View the story "The New Club" on Storify] The New Club Lizzie Bennet procrastinates while tweeting with several of her followers Storified by Lizzie Bennet Diaries · Mon, Jun 11 2012 10:18:38 @TheLizzieBennet my mom started pitching guys for me to marry this morning. starting to empathize with you!Christina Dirkes We should start a club “@Onceuponalyric: my mom started pitching guys for me to marry this morning. starting to empathize with you!”Lizzie Bennet @TheLizzieBennet The antithesis of the 2.5 WPF club! Yes!Christina Dirkes The single women that mother’s target with marriage club? #StillWorkingOnIt “@Onceuponalyric: The antithesis of the 2.5 WPF club! Yes!”Lizzie Bennet Women told that it’s not okay to be single, even though it is … Club. #WayTooLong @Onceuponalyric @asolitaryramble @DangerShoes @MTVkasiaLizzie Bennet @TheLizzieBennet @Onceuponalyric How about #OccupySingleWomen… Wait! No!!! Sorry. That is sooo wrong. I’ll go back to thinking.Jeff Elwell @TheLizzieBennet @Onceuponalyric 2.5 WPF victim’s groupkasia I do like this one a lot, to the point. “@MTVkasia: @TheLizzieBennet @Onceuponalyric 2.5 WPF victim’s group”Lizzie Bennet @TheLizzieBennet Children of the busybodies? Unarranged marriage incorporated? #wittinesslackingChristina Dirkes @TheLizzieBennet have you heard from this cutie George? I would go for it girl! Such a gent!Soph Roofay He left with his team, but he said he’ll be back! “@Roofay: have you heard from this cutie George? I would go for it girl! Such a gent!”Lizzie Bennet @TheLizzieBennet @onceuponalyric Can I join ur club? My mom wants me 2 go 2 a university b/c of the quantity/quality of eligible guys thereElizabeth Anne @TheLizzieBennet @Onceuponalyric My Mom has been trying to set me up with guys since I was like eight. Pretty sure she thinks I’m hopeless.Molly Clune #WeAreNotAlone! “@ollygollymolly: My Mom has been trying to set me up with guys since I was like 8. Pretty sure she thinks I’m hopeless.”Lizzie Bennet @TheLizzieBennet @Onceuponalyric @asolitaryramble @DangerShoes @MTVkasia Women are told that every day, thanks to society. Sign me up, too!Jamie Sung @_Jamster @onceuponalyric @asolitaryramble @dangershoes @mtvkasia You’re in!Lizzie Bennet @TheLizzieBennet as I have gotten older, I have found that more people give those who are single a harder time. I am experiencing that.Kara Chatham .@imaginationnerd when you live with your mother, it’s like every single day!Lizzie Bennet @TheLizzieBennet don’t I know itKara Chatham @TheLizzieBennet @MTVkasia We can make up a cool acronym for VICTIMS. #nowtothinkofthatChristina Dirkes Could change Victims 2 Zombies. People keep saying that those r in. “@Onceuponalyric: @MTVkasia We can make up a cool acronym for VICTIMS.Lizzie Bennet @TheLizzieBennet @MTVkasia So we eat our moms’ brains now? #coolclub #singleandhappy #andazombieChristina Dirkes Maybe no so zombieish, though it feels that’s what they want from us. #marriageZombies Stumble down the aisle! "riiinnggs" @OnceuponalyricLizzie Bennet @TheLizzieBennet Maybe we’re zombie victims because they… er… want to eat our brains. Metaphorically. And then we become zombies. #legitChristina Dirkes @Flameysaur Grass is always greener? #sortaLizzie Bennet @TheLizzieBennet yay! When’s our first meeting? (Can’t believe I’m in a club w/ Lizzie Bennet!! Okay, play it cool, just play it cool…)Elizabeth Anne @asolitaryramble first rule of this club, be cool – especially against crazy mothers. Lizzie Bennet @TheLizzieBennet What’s with the surprise jolt in twitter activity lizzy?Abdulla Fadhel Procrastinating – #finals – “@abdullafadhel: @TheLizzieBennet What’s with the surprise jolt in twitter activity lizzy?”Lizzie Bennet @TheLizzieBennet Single-and-it’s-cool club? PS, count me in, everyone is hounding me to find a boyfriend. Super annoying!Brianna @TheLizzieBennet My nan does it to me all the time. It started when I was in year 11 and she thought the HS vice captain was perfect for me.Samantha Rea @asolitaryramble lets make that the 2nd rule. #stillFightClubLizzie Bennet Deal! “@TheLizzieBennet: @asolitaryramble lets make that the 2nd rule. #stillFightClub”Elizabeth Anne @TheLizzieBennet My mom’s kinda the opposite. She wants me to stay at home with her forever. Getting married means moving out. XDNica Borders @TheLizzieBennet Oh no, not complaining, just amuses me the contrasts. XDNica Borders @TheLizzieBennet @_Jamster @onceuponalyric @asolitaryramble @mtvkasia How about Single Women United Against Mothers For Marriage?Jeff Elwell @TheLizzieBennet @Onceuponalyric @MTVkasia FTW? Forget Trophy Wives?Jamie Sung HA! “@_Jamster: @TheLizzieBennet @Onceuponalyric @MTVkasia FTW? Forget Trophy Wives?”Lizzie Bennet @TheLizzieBennet Currently it’s my grandma trying to set me up. She’s jonesing for great-grandbabies before she dies.Kirsten @TheLizzieBennet haha! Yes…amazing what gets accomplished when there’s studying to do. My house is always the cleanest at exam time Jane van den Dries @TheLizzieBennet Ew I have finals this week too!Madeline Jenkins Ugh. Yeah, anyway back to work. Thanks for tweeting. New Video tomorrow! – “@MadelineHJ: @TheLizzieBennet Ew I have finals this week too!”Lizzie Bennet